This Big Knife with Broden Kelly
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2024
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. |
| 0:06.5 | I am a great southern hemisphere head hair guy. |
| 0:10.2 | Real below the equator for you. |
| 0:12.0 | Northern hemisphere, not so much. |
| 0:15.9 | Give us a look. |
| 0:18.2 | I shave freshly this morning. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. You have yourself shave. Yeah. I got a wall trimmer. Okay. Why are you using it on your head then? I do. Why am I using it on my head? It's called a wall trimmer? It's for trimming walls. You, you are the biggest pair of crumpets of it. What are you talking about? W-A-H-L. |
| 0:38.8 | I can tell... |
| 0:39.3 | Oh, okay. Not a wall trimmer. How would you trim a wall? That's why I was confused. How would you trim a wall? Well, I was excited to find... With a wall trimmer. A simple question. You had a wall trimmer. With a wall trimmer. Yeah, well, that's the thing. |
| 0:53.0 | You would do that, but what would the, |
| 0:54.3 | to what end, I guess, is my quandary? |
| 0:56.3 | All too big. |
| 0:57.6 | You need to put some door. The wall tremor? Well, the wall tremor. Yeah, well, that's the thing. You would do that, but what would the, to what end, I guess, is my quandary? |
| 0:56.3 | All too big. |
| 1:09.0 | You need to put some door in. Fuck, you got me. Is it, is a hedge a wall? Okay, let's start the podcast. Yeah, that shut you, that shut you both up. He's right. He's got us on the ropes. Yes, it is. |
| 1:10.3 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:14.1 | Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. |
| 1:14.1 | My name's Hayden. He's right. He's got us on the ropes. Yes, it is. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. |
| 1:15.4 | My name's Hayden, and I'm joined by... But I do want to say that I... |
| 1:17.6 | Fuck your intro, because you were going to say it's been 20 years since or 30 years |
| 1:22.5 | since Homer went through the hedge. |
| 1:24.7 | No? |
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