Thirty20Eight #362 (S9:E23) Jurassic Park's Never-Built Jeep Safari (Universal Series - Jurassic Park)
The 3028: Theme Park History & Pop Culture Listory
Matt Parrish and Kevin Quigley
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Matt and Kevin relive the Jurassic Park adventure in bookstores and theaters and examine a never-built Jurassic Jeep Safari planned for Universal Studios Islands of Adventure.
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| 0:00.0 | Dinosaurs and man. Two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together. |
| 0:09.0 | How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect? There it is. There it is. |
| 0:41.0 | Welcome to Jurassic Park. |
| 0:43.6 | We've made living biological attractions so astounding |
| 0:47.3 | that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. |
| 0:51.3 | The most phenomenal discovery of our time. How'd you do this? Becomes the entire planet. The most phenomenal discovery of our time. |
| 0:54.9 | How'd you do this? |
| 0:56.0 | Becomes the greatest adventure of all time. |
| 0:59.6 | The world. It's just a delay. |
| 1:29.3 | That's all. |
| 1:29.9 | It is. |
| 1:30.1 | All major theme parts have delays. |
| 1:32.3 | When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. |
| 1:36.2 | But John, the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down. |
| 1:38.1 | The pirates don't eat the turks. Welcome to the 3028, a show about theme park history and pop culture listery. |
| 1:56.9 | I'm Isla Nublauars, Matt Parrish. |
| 2:00.5 | And I'm Isla Sornis, Kevin Quigley. |
| 2:02.9 | Oh my God, Kevin. |
| 2:03.8 | We are here. |
| 2:04.5 | We're at the penultimate moment of the Universal series. |
| 2:07.9 | The series we just can't. |
| 2:09.3 | It just goes on forever, right? |
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