Thirty20Eight #356 (S9:E17) Disneyland's Light Tragic! (a Disney worst attraction show)
The 3028: Theme Park History & Pop Culture Listory
Matt Parrish and Kevin Quigley
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Matt and Kevin look back at one of the worst Disney attracitons in history, a short-lived streetacular to replace the Main Stree Electrical Parade - Light Magic!
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| 0:00.0 | The Dream our dreams forever. |
| 0:34.6 | Dream our dreams together, open our eyes, make a wish on a star in the sky, |
| 0:45.3 | and keep the king alive. |
| 0:51.3 | When we hear the voices of the children, a song that it goes. Use your imagination. Use your imagination. |
| 1:12.6 | What? |
| 1:13.6 | What? |
| 1:14.6 | What? |
| 1:15.6 | What? |
| 1:17.6 | Use your imagination. The |
| 1:30.3 | The Welcome to the 3028, a show about theme park history and pop culture listery. |
| 2:03.7 | I am at Rolling Stages, not Rolling Stones, Rolling Stages perish. |
| 2:09.5 | And I'm Kevin Manic Pixie Dream Boy Quigley. |
| 2:12.8 | Oh my God. |
| 2:14.2 | Kevin, so I had a question for you. |
| 2:16.3 | I thought of this the other day. What do you get when you cross the dark crystal, pure moods and spectro magic? You get the Baroque no down. The no down, folks. You were in a special category of show right now. We've done six of these shows over the years. |
| 2:36.6 | I don't know why we didn't start with these shows. But let's take you back on a little road trip, |
| 2:42.9 | back to the early days of the 3028. So episode 73, we decided to tackle Superstar Limo, DCA. And we're like, let's do a show about like the worst attraction. |
| 2:54.5 | And then the next year we're like, let's keep doing that. |
| 2:56.9 | Episode 118, the Discovery River Boats. |
| 2:59.4 | Aw. |
| 3:00.1 | They should have been good. |
| 3:01.1 | It should have been good. |
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