There is a creature.

There is a creature alive today

who has survived millions of years of evolution

without change, without passion, and without logic.

It lives to kill kill a mindless eating machine it will attack and devour

and he was kind of like old squares in the battle like you see see in a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo,

and the idea was, shark comes to the nearest man, that man he started pounding, hollering, and screaming.

Sometimes the shark go away.

Sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you, right into your eyes.

You know the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes,

black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

When he comes at you, it doesn't seem to be living

until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over the way. Welcome to the 3028, a show about theme park history and pop culture listery.

I am Matt Parrish.

And I'm Kevin Quigley. Kevin, we're back.

We're talking about theme parks and movies and kicking off a brand new series here on the 3028.

I'm jacked. I'm amped. We are psyched. I'm psyched. I'm, uh, yeah, this was the whole thing. Like, so we, uh, we talked about this a little bit in the hiatus, but like, we're like, let's do this one series all about Disney. You've heard that one already. You've heard the beginning of that. And then, uh, and then Matt's like, hey, I have these, these episodes that they're not really connected to anything. And they're-based. And then Turkey Lake Jeff said, hey, why don't you just do a whole series

about movies like that? And we're like, Turkey, like, Jeff, you're a genius. And then he said, why don't you do a 10-part episode about the Cleveland Dog? And we said, no. No, never. We'll never do that.

Never ever.

The Craven Dog is an actual hot dog.

Like, why?

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