Thirty20Eight #253 - Stitch Has a Glitch! A Worst Attraction Show
The 3028: Theme Park History & Pop Culture Listory
Matt Parrish and Kevin Quigley
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
It's Matt & Kevin's WORST ATTRACTION SHOW! Once a year, Matt and Kevin get super critical as they dive into some poorly executed attractions - this year, Stitch in the theme parks. Here we go!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're on a landline? What? |
| 0:03.0 | Where are you on a landline? |
| 0:05.0 | Kevin, we can't record this on a landline. |
| 0:09.0 | Kevin, can you hear me? |
| 0:11.0 | Kevin, stop! Kevin, you're in a matrix! |
| 0:22.0 | No, no! We're all in the matrix. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, we are. |
| 0:30.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:00.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:02.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:03.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:04.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:05.0 | We're all in the matrix. |
| 1:07.0 | At Aloo, Hukilao, or just a family picnic, a flavor of Hawaii is refreshing in many forms, |
| 1:35.4 | and Hawaiians really know how to enjoy it. Once so rare, only kings could afford it. Pineapple |
| 1:42.0 | is now known as the King of Fruits. |
| 1:54.7 | Welcome to the 3028, a show about theme park history and pop culture history I'm Matt Parrish. |
| 2:00.6 | And I'm Kevin Quigley. Kevin, I'm back in the driver's seat, baby. |
| 2:04.1 | Taking back all the reins, introducing the show. I just kicked you right out of the captain's chair. |
| 2:10.0 | Kevin, it's our favorite time of year. It's the show we've been building since what, like March. |
| 2:15.0 | It's the worst attraction show. I don't know why this has become a trend for us. So we've |
| 2:22.8 | done this once a year for the last four years. This is our fifth year. We did superstar limo. |
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