You look out after the last crash of thunder has passed and you open the port hole.

I don't know if you can open port holes.

I'm not a boat guy, but you open this one.

And outside you notice the seas are calm and they are milk and they're dotted only by

the occasional crunch berry or marbit.

You're swimming in the empty bowl and it's our pleasure to have you.

My name is Justin McElroy and I'm a serial enthusiast.

I'm Dan Goubert and I am your serial first mate on this maiden voyage into the Frankenberry

Sea of rose colored end milk.

End milk.

Captain Horatio says that we can save to go up on the deck for a while.

So let's go swab it out.

This is a meditative podcast about serial and all that really means is that we invite

you for the next half hour to just relax, to be still, to be calm and allow your brain

with all the racing and pacing it does day in day out.

Allow your brain 30 minutes to focus just on serial.

If you notice your mind wandering to other things, just notice that you've done so and

then return your attention to serial.

It's a half hour or so.

You can do it.

We're going to do some serial news.

We're going to do some serial reviews and we'll have some fun too.

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