5 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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This is the thirty-third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we learn too much about Minions cologne, drink hot cereal bean juice, and scrutinize Toucan Sam's reanimated anatomy.
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0:30.0 | Make a wish. |
0:37.7 | Take a bite. |
0:40.1 | Count to three. |
0:42.8 | Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. |
0:50.8 | Take a look and you'll see into your imagination. |
0:57.5 | We'll begin with a spin in a world of crunching satisfaction. |
1:05.0 | What we'll see will defy. |
1:09.8 | Sagaification. |
1:14.6 | Welcome to the Empty Bowl, a meditative podcast about cereal. |
1:20.3 | I am a cereal enthusiast named Justin McAroy. |
1:26.3 | I am a cereal corn-ethologist. |
1:29.8 | It's sort of like an ornithologist. |
1:31.4 | Instead of studying birds, I study the effect of corn on sort of ruining cereals that I've |
1:36.5 | loved so much. |
1:38.4 | And my name is Daniel Gobert, by the way. |
1:40.4 | Kind of an activist. |
1:43.9 | It's a research, but it's got a real political bent to it. |
1:50.0 | This is the Empty Bowl. |
1:51.2 | What does this mean for you? |
1:52.6 | Well, my friend. |
1:54.0 | It means that this is a time when you can relax. |
1:57.2 | You can zone out. |
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