You have tried everything and still the waves of your mind continue to crash into the

beach of your psyche.

So if we may be so bold, perhaps a guided crunching meditation.

Welcome to the empty bowl.

My name is Justin McRoy and I am a serial enthusiast.

My name is Dan Goubert and I am a serial ethnographer in the sense that I know the serial

culture and the overall breakfast zeitgeist well enough to understand the impact of some

of the stories we're about to talk about today.

That's so exciting that we have so much going on.

This first news story, Dan.

I have to tell you, I'm thrilled over here.

Over on this end, thrilled.

I mean it's huge.

It's absolutely substantial.

So when you write about serial for five years like I have inevitably you end up saying

some of the same things again and again and one of the easiest things to do when you're

writing about serialists to tell the world about the weirdly specific serial that you always

wanted to see on shelves.

And for me, besides Gingerbread Toast Crunch, I think the second most hyped up idea of a

serial I've ever had would be a little Debbie oatmeal cream pie cereal.

And now we must wait no more as Kellogg's has partnered with the SNET cake brand to

bring an oatmeal cream pie cereal to shelves later this year.

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