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I'm Jordan Klapper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rallye, past holder, and as of today, my most daring title yet, podcast host.

This is Jordan Klapper, Fingers the Conspiracy, an all-new limited series podcast from the Daily Show.

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy named Tim?

Yeah, we're doing a whole episode on that one. JFK Jr. coming back from the dead, that's an episode.

Deep State, that too. We're going way down the rabbit hole.

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On the back, the questions asked if movies have women in them are all their discussions.

Just boyfriends and husbands, or do they have individualism?

The patriarchy's effing best. Start changing it with the back, the back, the cast.

Hey, 13-year-old Jamie, it's me, 13-year-old Kaitlyn.

Hey, 13-year-old Kaitlyn is 13-year-old Jamie.

I'm about to... How do we... Okay, listeners, we were struggling with an intro.

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