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Hello and welcome to the Daily Beans for Friday, September 26, 2025.

Today, I don't know how they did it, but Trump's U.S. Attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia has secured an indictment against Jim Comey for false statements and obstruction of justice.

Pete Hegsef, our good friend Pete Kegseth, has summoned top generals and admirals to an urgent in-person meeting on the eve of a looming government shutdown with no explanation whatsoever.

The White House is scrambling to quash the Epstein Files Discharge Petition.

Porn addict and Supreme Bigot Ryan Wal, is resigning as Oklahoma School Superintendent.

Yay.

The Justice Department is pushing for an investigation into the Soros Foundation.

And the White House tells government agencies to prepare for mass layoffs in the event of a government shutdown.

I'm Alison Gill.

And I'm Dana Goldberg.

See everyone? I promise Dana would be back. I promised I'm back. I'm always coming back. I shouldn't say always one day. Maybe there's a day in the next 40 years. I won't be back. But I'm back. I'm back. Thank you for missing me. And thanks for put a little good news in for me. I don't necessarily buy that he's not going to

be going somewhere else or running for another position. But thank God, Ryan Walters is resigning

as of right now from the Oklahoma School superintendent. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah, honestly. I mean, yes, his, the position that he's taking is

abhorrent and awful, and we'll talk about that. But yeah, bye. He's, I mean, he's still, I just, I just wish he was not

able to be in any sort of position of power at all. Yeah, agreed. Also, it's Friday on the Daily Beans, which means it's Fuglesang Friday. Our friend John Fuglesang, who just did an appearance on the daily show for his New York Times bestseller, separation of church and hate, is going to come slum it with us, Laguminati. Right on. He's killing it.

He is. It was such a good interview. If you get a chance to watch Fuglesang on The Daily Show,

you won't regret it. I'm sure there's clips out there that you can watch on YouTube or whatever.

Also, Trump signed an executive order today to use the whole of government to go after Democrats and Antifa and all the people who fund us like Soros, right?

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