Thirsty Chuck Schwab, Appliance corruption, and LPGA schedule snafus

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Golf, Sports

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This Wednesday episode comes a bit delayed with Andy on the road fleeing the morose Chicagoland area still dealing with Fitzy’s fade. Brendan promptly gets into the schedule for the week, beginning with Colonial, where Charles Schwab is handing out all manner of perks -- cars, belt buckles, and potentially a second tartan jacket in as many months for Jordan Spieth. The Stand Up Mixer Senior Championship is the subject of a great catnip call of the week. The LPGA is once again holding a 5-day match play event in a desert on the other side of the country from next week’s major, so that’s critiqued. There’s material from the ground in Holland ahead of the Dutch Open. News hits on a few LIV rumors and debates the worst courtside experience for an NBA game. They close with a “Stars of the Sandhills” segment, a short flashlight on Minjee Lee and her Australian upbringing and ascent ahead of next week’s U.S. Women’s Open, where she’ll be a contender at Pine Needles.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:14.0	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Determine!
0:24.0	Start your engine!
0:37.0	Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun start. It is May 25th, Andy.
0:42.0	And I'm doing, I'm doing well. Life on the road. I'm moving across the country. I'm currently in rural Nebraska, remote Nebraska.
0:55.0	Wonderful town in Mullen.
0:57.0	May have heard of it before, but you know, just live in the dream.
1:02.0	What's in Mullen?
1:03.0	Some good golf courses in Mullen.
1:07.0	Hey, so, so Fitsy just tanked it on Sunday and you decided to get the hell out of the dodge didn't want to be for the the morose moribund started the week in Chicago, land area.
1:17.0	He had to just flee the area and get out of here. Head to Nebraska, get out of the dog.
1:22.0	I love it.
1:23.0	It was a somber somber scene leaving Chicago on that Monday.
1:31.0	I don't know when it will end. They never end. We'll just keep doing it forever and ever. If you guys a good stale, you're just going to have to grin and bear it.
1:40.0	All right, we have full week of golf. There's another major.
1:43.0	It's a appliance supported by an appliance, friends of ours and Kitchenator, friends of yours, I should say.
1:50.0	Did the stand mixer make it the stand up mixer championship that you were corrupted at bought off with favorable coverage.
1:59.0	You gave it a vanilla week last year because you were walking out with big boxes under your arms.
2:04.0	Did that make it in the move? Did that leave it the parents?
2:07.0	Yeah, it did. It made it. It made it, but I did ask. I go, this is coming with, right?
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