THIRST S1E7: Homosexual Romantic Tradition
The Penumbra Podcast
Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Can't Tear My Eyes From You, Chapter 7: Homosexual Romantic Tradition
The loophole in the challenge is exploited, but not all of the contestants are happy about it.
Cast:
Marge Dunn as Raine Randolph
Amanda Egbu as Georgia Whittaker
Josephine Moshiri Elwood as Valentina Ride and the Cash For Homes Announcer
Eleanore Cho Fellerhoff as Holliday Murdock and Wife
Joshua Ilon as Customer 2
Tooky Kavanagh as The Algorithm and Customer 1
Quinn McKenzie as Capote Whittaker
Melody Perera as Anouk Kalhara
Stefano Perti as Dennis Lang
Marc Pierre as Sergeant Murdock
Stewart Evan Smith as Taylor Kelley and Husband
Alexander Stravinski as The Host and the Bully 1
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)
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Grahame Turner -- Script editing team
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Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music
Jeff Wright -- Graphic designer
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Trigger warnings:
- Spousal abuse -- emotional, verbal, physical
- Homophobia and transphobia
- Racism and xenophobia
- Abuse of authority
- Violence and threats of violence
- Sudden loud noises
- Descriptions of military occupation and violence
- Deception and gaslighting
- Homelessness
- Climate catastrophe
- Descriptions of killing
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