THIRST S1E4: Duck!
The Penumbra Podcast
Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Can't Tear My Eyes From You, Chapter 4: Duck!
The contestants play "The Newlywed Maim."
Cast:
Marge Dunn as Raine Randolph
Amanda Egbu as Georgia Whittaker
Eleanore Cho Fellerhoff as Holliday Murdock and Mom
Joshua Ilon as Dennis Cruz and the Canadian Soldier
Tooky Kavanagh as The Algorithm
Quinn McKenzie as Capote Whittaker
Melody Perera as Anouk Kalhara
Stefano Perti as Dennis Lang and the Sergeant Murder's Breakfast O's Announcer
Marc Pierre as Sergeant Murdock
Alexander Stravinski as The Host and Sergeant Murder
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)
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Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team
Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, director, sound designer
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Grahame Turner -- Script editing team
Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, lead writer
Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music
Jeff Wright -- Graphic designer
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Trigger warnings:
- Violence and gore
- Body horror
- Manipulation
- Abuse of authority
- Military violence
- Propaganda
- Sudden loud noises
- Sexism and objectification
- Profanity
- Spousal abuse
- Fascism
- Climate disaster
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