THIRST S1E13: Last Meal
The Penumbra Podcast
Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Can't Tear My Eyes From You, Chapter 13: Last Meal.
When the rules are broken, there will be consequences.
Cast:
Marge Dunn as Raine Randolph
Amanda Egbu as Georgia Whittaker
Tooky Kavanagh as The Algorithm
Josephine Moshiri Elwood as Valentina Ride
Quinn McKenzie as Capote Whittaker
Melody Perera as Anouk Kalhara
Stefano Perti as Dennis Lang
Marc Pierre as Sergeant Murdock and the General
Brandon M. Reeves as The President of the Forty-Seven Habitable States of America
Stewart Evan Smith as Taylor Kelley and the President's Show Announcer
Alexander Stravinski as The Host and the Francophone Villain
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)
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TRIGGER WARNINGS:
-Body horror
-Insects, infestation, parasites
-Poisoned and tampered-with food
-Violence and threats of violence
-Deception and gaslighting
-Military violence
-Violent propaganda
-Implied violence against children
-Racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia
-Discussions of unwanted sexual aggression and advances
-Noises of eating and kissing
-Noises of vomiting
-Victim blaming
-Shame and guilt
-Death
-Starvation
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Can't tear my eyes from you, Chapter 13. |
| 0:07.0 | Last Meal |
| 0:08.0 | P. |
| 0:25.0 | S, Raine! What do you think is eating the Whitakers? |
| 0:26.2 | How should I know? |
| 0:28.3 | Well, that's why I said think, Rain. |
| 0:30.5 | I'm asking for a hypothesis here. |
| 0:32.7 | Well, what do you think then, Dennis L? |
| 0:34.0 | How should I know? |
| 0:36.7 | I get out of there before whatever happened even happened. |
| 0:43.0 | All I know is that usually those two can't get their hands off each other, metaphorically. |
| 0:47.5 | Like, you know, with their eyes and all they're listening to each other and things like that. |
| 0:50.1 | Did you just make mutual respect horny? |
| 0:53.8 | They haven't spoken once since Jedediah set us down in the dining room, is what I'm saying. |
| 0:54.7 | It's weird. Um, hey, man, doesn't it seem a little rude to talk about this right in front of them? Well, Jedediah said if we move from our assigned seats, we'll be shishkabab. It's been an hour, and I'm bored and hungry. A reasonable man pushed to an unreasonable extent must act unreasonably. You could always take a bite of some of the food you stole from us. |
| 1:13.4 | So she can talk. Your entire half of the table's been silent this whole time. What happened down there? Look, I'll just say it. I don't even think it makes sense to be mad at me anymore. Excuse me? I'll excuse you when I get a real apology, Whitaker. If I'd stolen food from you, sure, I'd get it. |
| 1:29.0 | But when we brought the food out of that maze, what'd we see? |
| 1:31.9 | It wasn't even real. |
| 1:33.8 | Wax apples, rubber fish with little motors inside, like dollar store toys, pails of water |
| 1:38.0 | and cornstarch, and all of it just, like, scent it or something. |
| 1:41.1 | Doesn't it seem just a little silly to hold a grudge when all I took were props? A man's character is defined by how he converts intent into action, Dennis. Non-sequitur. You're changing the subject. He isn't. Would you guys just tell us what happened down there? Please. We've been sitting here waiting for something to go wrong for an hour and I can't take it anymore. Baby. It affects all of us, okay? Last challenge, you all kept scheming about how to get out of here, and they cut off our food. If what you four did is, if it's not, it affects all of us. We have a right to know. I'd love to answer that question, Taylor. But to be honest, I've been kept in the dark, too. |
| 2:21.0 | So, Capote, what did you two get up to down there? |
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