Third Option is Whatever Man

Yo, Is This Racist?

Andrew Ti, Tawny Newsome

Comedy

4.2 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Tawny, Andrew and Kevin discuss Thanksgiving, Waymo and answer some listener questions.

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0:00.0	What's up, everyone.
0:12.0	Eat all of Thanksgiving leftovers and one calendar day challenge.
0:17.6	I'm on hour, like, 18 of this.
0:21.7	What's weird is it's a one-man competition, uh, with yourself and with no one.
0:27.6	Are you winning?
0:28.1	I mean, I'm, I'm, um, I'm gonna win, but I'm also maybe going to lose.
0:35.6	Technically, I guess the competition is against my trash can or against, because now I've
0:41.8	crossed over into, I don't have enough leftovers that I could reasonably, like, does anyone
0:45.3	want some of this?
0:46.7	Sure.
0:47.4	But I should have done that earlier.
0:51.0	We're doing a thing in my family because we didn't want to travel.
0:55.9	And it's probably not going to work.
0:58.0	I acknowledge that my nephew is probably too old for this,
1:00.0	but we're just kind of telling him it's Christmas next week.
1:03.4	I'm too old for this shit.
1:04.7	You're a four-year-old.
1:05.5	I mean, what do you think is going to happen?
1:10.7	He's going to come in, eyes tearful, and be like, you guys lied, it's not actually Christmas.
1:15.5	No, he's going to be like, sweet, I get presents early.
1:18.4	Who cares?
1:19.0	Christmas for a month.
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