4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2023
⏱️ 102 minutes
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“I got so much hate for this episode,” explains Christi as the Dance Moms return to the ALDC and bring the excitement back to the show. Emotions are running high all around. Abby makes the Moms sign a crazy new contract before allowing them back in the studio. Melissa remains genuinely scared that Sophia–famous for performing 54 consecutive turns onstage–will replace Maddie as Abby’s new star. Sophia’s mom Jackie refuses to argue or get catty which makes the Moms question what she’s doing on the show.
Christi makes two bad jokes that she regrets to this day. She and Kelly argue about who really should get due credit for coining some of the show’s recurring insults, and discuss the difference between being tough and being mean. Their definition of mean, of course, looks a lot like Abby, whose insults toward Chloe and Paige reach a new low.
Christi first bonded with Kelly over a particular phone call, and today she gives Kelly a tutorial on how to take a basic picture with her phone. She also shares what she taught her daughter Clara about the law, and how one night out clubbing with Abby sent her to the emergency room.
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0:00.0 | Baby let's just dance dance. Let's just dance. Baby I just wanna dance. Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance! |
0:07.5 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and breathe? |
0:11.3 | There's all of this electricity. Do we ride now? |
0:15.9 | Rock by, rock now? Turn the volume off, rock, give me your head. |
0:20.8 | Hey bachats, welcome back to the bar. This is bitch number one, Christie. |
0:24.7 | Bitch number two, Kelly. |
0:26.6 | What's up, Cal? |
0:28.2 | Are you ready for a really shitty episode? |
0:31.0 | I know. |
0:32.5 | It was too too bad for me. |
0:34.6 | Oh my God, this is like, this episode makes me want to vomit. |
0:39.7 | Yeah, well, I was just back so I had to behave. |
0:44.0 | Well, there were a few things you did that were quite |
0:46.0 | entertaining to me as your friend, but we'll get to those. |
0:50.4 | We'll talk about those. |
0:51.8 | So we're going to start by thinking our patrons this week. |
0:54.8 | These are people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar |
0:59.2 | and subscribe to our exclusive Patreon channel. |
1:03.4 | And there are billions per use. |
1:06.0 | So hang in there if you haven't heard your name yet. |
1:09.2 | Your name is coming. |
1:10.7 | And also, if you haven't not joined yet, |
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