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Back to the Barre

Holly Doesn't Do Mice

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

“How exactly do you immigrate home?” is the question that hangs over the latest episode of Back to the Barre. The Dance Moms and their girls are headed to Dance Troupe Incorporated in Greensboro, North Carolina to perform an immigration-themed group number. Abby proves that she doesn’t know what immigration means, the difference between Ellis Island and Staten Island, or quite where the Titanic went. She praises Sophia, who has gone to film a movie in L.A., despite having nothing to do with her success, while she criticizes Brooke for being at school, just as she once criticized Chloe for missing a dance class to witness the birth of her sister.


The Moms have been tasked with finding props in Abby’s hoarder-level garage and Holly quits when she sees mouse droppings. Melissa cleans out the studio’s equally messy room to try to get back into Abby’s good graces. Jill calls her out for being two-faced and lying about being upset that Maddie has a duet with Kendall instead of a solo, while Jill tries to cover it up with bad acting. Jill continues to understand how Christi and Kelly feel as Abby is nasty to Kendall, as opposed to constructively critical. 


Christi shares the tragic event that occurred just before the group boarded the bus that made Abby look like even more of a fool. She also explains what they caught fans doing in the bathroom at this week’s competition.



Quotes

  • “I didn’t go to Miller Street. I was having Clara…I chose for Chloe to be part of a monumental family occasion. Shame!” (24:06 | Christi)
  • “I like that it's a very serious number, as opposed to all those fun, upbeat, fancy, easy numbers we do. This is serious. Okay. It's serious, Kel.” (27:40 | Christi)
  • “I’ve just got to hand it to Jill. She is unbelievable. In an interview when they're clearly asking her about the Maddie and Sophia situation, she somehow manages to spin it back to Kendall.” (Christi | 38:31)
  • “I wonder why Abby had a black eye, though? Somebody else had to punch her out.” (43:58 | Kelly)
  • “Your boobs are out of control in that dress. You talk about not having boobs. Your boobs were ba-BAM. They were Ba-bammy.” (1:12:35 | Christi)


Links


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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance. Baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance

0:20.8

Hello bitches, welcome back to the bar. This is your illustrious leader bitch number one Christy and bitch number two Kelly

0:28.9

Kelly I hate dance on season three

0:34.7

It sucks. I agree. It sucks and you know what else sucks

0:41.6

But all of the people who are in our DMs asking us questions about things other people are saying. I'm like oh

0:49.2

Like hi, don't we know now that other people have missed construed memories

0:55.2

That are very self-serving to their their narrative

1:00.0

Yes, I mean I at least feel that we're a little bit honest with things that we do like it's my perspective your perspective

1:07.6

But we can recognize mistakes and be like you know, hey, I screwed up

1:11.9

I thought that's what we are you know, we shouldn't have said that or whatever. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, terrible

1:18.0

But yeah, no other people just use their platform as an opportunity to like

1:23.0

Talk stuff and even have anything to do with the show just disparaging us. So

1:30.7

Whatever

1:32.2

What over I thought it was supposed to be recapping the episodes and it's

1:36.7

I know like let me just go on here and like

1:40.8

Pound them, you know, yeah, let me let me tell you everything in my opinion and sell it as fact

1:47.4

Exactly, it's hurt the their opinion. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell it like it's a fact like a die hard hardcore fact

1:57.0

No, and I always say in my opinion or from what I experienced or how I think

2:02.8

So whatever you know what if that's how you feel that you need to draw people in

2:10.2

I'm not gonna do that. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Wait. I do have to say one thing though

2:15.6

And I hate I hate I hate

2:18.5

To give it any attention, but I have to tell you this one thing because you're gonna laugh

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