This episode of Thinking Sideways is not brought to you by Puddin.

Instead, it's brought to you by all those little fuzzy creatures that you want to take home and make friends.

I know I adopted a critter. She's right here. Wave kitten!

You can't hear that, but that's her fuzzy paw waving in the microphone and she's the best little kitten ever.

And if you want to get yourself a friend, don't go to the pet store,

go down to your local shelter and adopt a puppy or a kitten or a full-grown adult dog or cat or whatever else they have.

And if you've hit your pet quotient, which there really is, there's a limit. Don't get too many.

Then you can still help out by donating your time or your money. They always need help.

So go down there and make it happen.

Hey guys! Welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast.

I am Devon joined as always by Joe who already looks bored and...

No. Steve, sorry, I was looking at you. He kind of had...

He looks super bored already.

You have the face of somebody who's been caught. You have the impression of that.

Like, oops. I'm serious. That's all.

Oh, for this episode. Super serious episode.

This is a serious topic here.

Okay.

There's not that continent of the bottom of our world that keeps us right side up.

It is. It weighs a lot.

It's true. It's just the center of gravity or the full-crow.

It's our ball. It's our ballast.

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