This episode of Thinking Sideways is not brought to you by the crevice running through your soul.

They're just threatening to break it in half.

Instead, it's brought to you by cute little fuzzy critters that are gonna patch it up!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. There are lots of critters out there who need a home.

So if you want a kitty, you want a puppy, you want an adult cat, an adult dog,

you want a bird, you want something else, and a possum.

You want a possum? You can probably adopt a possum.

Go to your local animal shelter, see who they have that are available to take home.

And if you've already got enough friends at home and you can't bring a new one home,

remember that they can always use your time as a volunteer or you can always donate to the cause.

So get out there, find that little possum friend, and enjoy, but remember, he's not actually sleeping.

He's just playing possum.

Thank you so much, guys.

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways, The Podcast.

Do do! I am Devon, joined as always by Joe.

And Steve.

And today we're going to talk about a mystery.

I thought this was the laundry episode.

Nope.

Oh wow.

That's sexist, Steve.

No, I thought it was the laundry episode because I keep asking what happened to that other sock.

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