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I was down in Frankfurt, Kentucky last week and sat in a cafe one morning and a 40-ish woman

on a white uniform approached, and said, what can I get you, hon? And I, being a Northern

Earl was rather touched because female food service workers up north don't go around

hunting male customers. I've been deared a few times, but only by women older than I,

and they may have deared me from dementia. Once a weight person in Minneapolis friended me,

and I almost spilled my coffee. Notice that I don't refer to them as a waitress. The S,

ESS is a diminutive. It's a patronizing relic of male dominance. She is a weight person,

even though that term could be mistaken as weightperson WEIGHT, meaning a fat lady. But anyway,

female service personnel in Minnesota do not address a man as HUN, or any other term of affection,

and if he addressed her as HUN, he could be arrested handcuffed and taken downtown.

I'm fine with that. We live in a changing world, and I try to go with the flow, but I can admit to you.

My dear rate, may I call you? Dear, I must admit that HUN touched me, and I also admit that I

over-tipped her, and the hunting was a factor in that. It made me feel like it was 1958 again,

and Jerry Lee Lewis was on TV playing stand-up piano on great balls of fire back when Rock and

Roll was more fun before it was taken over by alienated loners. I ordered biscuits and gravy

for breakfast, southern food. I wanted to fit in. I didn't want other patrons to look at me and see

my bowl of artisanal granola, and think that man wants to confiscate our guns and teach our

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