Well, hey guys. My name is Sarah Shower, and this is the first episode of Shower Thoughts, a podcast for left and right brainers.

I'm super excited to be here. I am a wee bit emotional. I do have to tell you up front. I'm because I'm so excited.

You know, when you get everything that you wanted after not, and then you like kind of throw up a little bit

i did throw up in my mouth on the way here i'm so sorry this is like uh if this is your first time

meeting me i'll explain endorphins and dopamine and how they can affect you basically it's like

anyway um i have had two previous podcasts before so this is not like my first, first podcast, but first solo podcast.

And I'm really excited. I need to clarify for everyone up front that these are informal,

informational, and comedic musings, similar to thoughts you would have in the shower. My last name

is shower, and so you know when you're made

fun of something for something your entire life and now you finally get to use it yourself

in marketing materials. But golden shower, half an hour rocket power, how's the shower head?

Shower head pressure. Like if you think that you're the first person ever say it,

trust me, you're not. But it's okay if you do make those jokes as long as you would be

surprised the amount of gross stuff people do in the shower and they would then say to me,

I'm just really happy that my last name is not toilet, honestly. But so I almost finished college.

Sorry, I just feel like I had to tell you guys because I will be going over some scientific stuff that's informational on I will always cite my sources, books

especially, but yes, almost finished college with a double major and business analytics and marketing.

So statistics is what I will most confidently speak on.

I did walk, but I didn't graduate.

Grades were submitted after I walked, but those fools, I already had the pictures.

You know, so I technically did graduate.

But other than that, why I wanted to get into this is I'm autistic.

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