Think of the shareholders: Wolves beat Chelsea, spoils are shared at Old Trafford and Southampton get their man
Football Ramble
Stak Production
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🗓️ 6 December 2018
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas after a dizzying round of midweek fixtures. We’re here to look at Wolves wobbling Chelsea’s wheels, Man United and Arsenal having a strange old contest of Who Can Score the Weirdest Goal and look ahead to Cardiff and Southampton scrapping for those delicious points.
We also discover the surprising depth of Pete’s affection for Man United’s fans and board, make some bold(ish) predictions about Andros Townsend’s season and hear about some wonderful science that we all definitely understand.
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Ralph Hasenhüttl is ready to start:
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| 0:00.0 | Fancy a fever tree in a glass with ice and rum. |
| 0:06.0 | You thought I was going to say gin, didn't you? |
| 0:09.0 | But I'm talking about fever tree ginger beer, |
| 0:12.0 | made from three gingers for that perfect blend of freshness, sweetness and spiciness, |
| 0:18.0 | delicious with rum or on its own. |
| 0:21.0 | Fever tree ginger beer mix with the best. |
| 0:27.0 | Mmm, that spices things out. |
| 0:33.0 | Hello my darlings, welcome to the football ramble preview shows, |
| 0:36.0 | sponsored by Bet365, Chelsea Playman City in the Big One, |
| 0:39.0 | Cardiff Place Alapted in the Scrabby One, |
| 0:41.0 | and West Ham play Crystal Ballers in the Claret and Blue One. |
| 0:57.0 | I mean, Palace, a sort of Claret and Blue aren't they? |
| 0:59.0 | I mean, I'll sort of give you a pass on it because I thought it was quite a good intro. |
| 1:03.0 | They're like an angry Claret and Blue, I think. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, could be. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, could be. |
| 1:08.0 | A little bit of white mixed in there. |
| 1:09.0 | That is the sound of Pete Dawson's voice. |
| 1:11.0 | There's a little bit of excitement in that voice because he is sure that |
| 1:14.0 | one of the four consortiums are going to buy Newcastle United. |
| 1:19.0 | Mike Ashie's also already casting his versions on Kenyans Bids. |
| 1:23.0 | I don't know whether I've done it. |
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