Now the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for Who Sucks Less. Stephen Thrill Hill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week. They always suck. But it's up to us to determine out of the three stories which one sucks the least. Now, if you happen to like the Men's Room on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram and Mends Room Live. The debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less? Yes, indeed. And as I said at the top of the show, the theme today, as Ted always requests, he says, Thoreau, why don't you think about the keys? Well, Ted, good news. I thought about the Keynes today. All right, good man. So let's start with our stories about the keys. We start in Florida, where a University of Central Florida professor is on paid leave

after an altercation with a middle schooler.

Police said that Sean Pang, he's been charged with battery and trespassing following

the incident with a middle school student on an e-bike.

Now, according to the report,

Pang chased the student to the Jackson Heights Middle School campus and then attacked him for riding too fast on his e-bike. Investigator saying that Pang yelled at the boy to slow down as he rode

to school, and when the student refused, Peng followed him on foot onto school grounds.

Pang then grabbed the boy's arm and smacked his helmet off of his head, claiming that it was not being worn properly.

Now, a friend of the student who tried to intervene was also pushed by Pang. There's a story.

That's it. It's the whole thing. Hmm. All right. Kids ride in school, follows a kid there,

because he's so mad about how fast he's going on the e-bike,

and then basically he assaults the kid.

Now we go to Canada.

A Toronto mom says that things took an unpredictable turn when her 12-year-old son asked Tesla's AI chatbot Grock,

which professional soccer player it prefers.

Ronaldo or Messi, all right? Pretty simple? Sure So, Farah Nasser, she says, quote, my son was very excited to hear the chatbot, the chatbot's thoughts on Ronaldo, and the chatbot said it believed that Ronaldo was the better player. Now, she was driving with her son, who's 12, her 10-year-old daughter and her daughter's friend,

the driving home after school.

This is when the interaction took place.

Now, she said there was some messy trash talking about the chatbot, and then her son

joked that Ronaldo had scored.

That's when the conversation went to an unexpected place.

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