Things You've Never Done But Are Pretty Sure You'd Be Good At (Live w/ Zak Toscani, Sean Jordan, and David Gborie)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2019
⏱️ 120 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
ITS ALL THE WAY LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO! The boys draft things we’ve never done, but we’re pretty sure we’d be good at.
This was recorded live at The Great American Musical Hall in San Francisco.
Episode Guest:
Zak Toscani @zaktoscani IG: @zaktoscani
Minneapolis, Illinois, Ohio, and Michigan! The All Fantasy Everything Summer Tour is coming to a city near you. Find dates and tickets at headgum.com/live.
This week's sponsor is Manscape. Get 20% off and free shipping with the code ALLFANTASY at Manscaped.com
Support the show!
Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbag and movie watch-a-long episodes. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy.
Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.
Decide the winner on the All Fantasy Everything Twitter poll @AllFantasyPod
Merch!
T-Shirts! Sweaters! Stickers! Mugs! Deck yourself out in some goods at www.teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverything
Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media:
Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel
Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan
David Gborie @Thegissilent IG: @Coolguyjokes87
Show Email: allfantasypodcast@gmail.com
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to another brand new episode! |
| 0:15.0 | Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything! |
| 0:33.0 | Live from the great American music, all of Unibutable San Francisco, California! |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, my friends, my friends! How's everybody doing? Make some noise! |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:52.0 | Oh my goodness! Oh my god! What a fucking turn-out! This is amazing! |
| 0:58.0 | We thought we thought 45 people were going to show up and then we're going to drive down from Portland. |
| 1:02.0 | So this is amazing! |
| 1:05.0 | Oh no, Jen! Oh fuck yeah, I see the blazers hat absolutely. |
| 1:09.0 | Where's brochulite? Brochelite in the house? Yeah! What up, John? |
| 1:16.0 | But it's time to talk about something serious. |
| 1:19.0 | David, Sean and I flew here on three different planes. |
| 1:25.0 | Kind of like how the President and the Vice President can never be on the same airplane and Sean's plane crashed in the David's plane. |
| 1:38.0 | And they both fell into the mouth of a Godzilla that was hanging out somewhere between here and Seattle. |
| 1:46.0 | So it's just going to be me, Will Clark, Montailless. |
| 2:00.0 | And of course everybody's favorite Mark Zuckerberg on the podcast tonight. |
| 2:06.0 | Local references? I know three of them. How the hell are you? All right. |
| 2:11.0 | Listen, I would love to do this podcast alone. I want all the money, you know what I mean? |
| 2:15.0 | I want all the attention, all the adulation, but unfortunately, you know, unfortunately I got two other people involved at the top. |
| 2:21.0 | And now I can't do that, you know what I mean? |
| 2:23.0 | Until several years from now, when we have a very public split and then do a reunion two or six months after that. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.