Things You Don’t Need To Know
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2021
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What up everybody, dude. I am stoked right now to be doing something a little bit different today. |
| 0:04.9 | So don't stop listening. I want to tell you about a freaking dank new podcast. I think you're really going to get pumped up on, dude. |
| 0:10.3 | It's called Things You Don't Need to Know. It's hosted by Ari Kagan, a self-described nobody that a studio really gambled on. |
| 0:18.3 | I love gambling, didn't I freaking love posting up in studios. |
| 0:21.6 | Since he was a kid, Ari has been a self-topped student of useless information and has now found |
| 0:26.4 | the perfect useless information delivery system, a podcast. I could not agree more to it. |
| 0:31.8 | Every episode he searches for answers to questions you never thought to ask. Things like, |
| 0:36.1 | what does it take to invent a food? |
| 0:38.0 | Is it possible to beat the house at a casino? What does a pickup artist do? And more importantly, |
| 0:43.0 | how do they live with themselves? Dude, I'm fired up on listening to this podcast. Dude, |
| 0:46.9 | I freaking love useless information because it makes you good at partying, dude. Become a freaking |
| 0:51.6 | conversationalist, dude. Talk to anybody, dude. Freakin love my freaking dome toist dude talk to anybody dude freaking love my |
| 0:54.6 | freaking dome to be five miles wide dude maybe five inches deep doesn't matter dude i love listening |
| 1:00.4 | to this gleaning information dude and then dropping knowledge on people dude and then just |
| 1:03.9 | walking away so i'm fired up in this following clip that i'm about to show you dude freaking |
| 1:08.7 | fired me up dude young ari attempts to sell his soul and And I'm not talking metaphorically, dude, legit, dude. Along the way, he'll uncover some fascinating info about the history of soul-based transactions. Will he succeed in selling his soul? What's the resale value on something like that, dude? Is this how he got the podcast in the first place? Take a listen and find out. Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd do anything for it? |
| 1:30.2 | Maybe it's fame, fortune, a particular skill. |
| 1:34.0 | Maybe it's just paying rent this month. |
| 1:36.6 | What about understanding the meaning of life? |
| 1:39.5 | Being welcomed by society, a spot on the 30 under 30, the Fintech 50 or the Forbes 400 or the India |
| 1:45.2 | 100 or the just 100 America's best corporate citizens. Or maybe you just want to understand |
| 1:51.8 | why there are more Forbes lists than people. Whatever your conquest may be, to have what you |
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