Things We Would NEVER Do

Good Influences

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.1	Well, welcome back.
0:33.6	Welcome back to the Mike Schaeffer Evie Chronicle.
0:37.5	Yeah, if you watched last week, he got a phone call about his EV thing, and guess what happened? Well, I'm not going to say it on camera, but Matt had a great idea to go on the news. Yeah, if you watched last week's, he got a phone call about the ZB thing, and guess what happened?
0:42.7	Well, I'm not going to say it on camera, but Matt had a great idea to go on the news and get a news story going. Yes. This man's battery is at zero. He is a tenant in a Studio City apartment
0:51.5	where he was promised an EV charger five months ago.
0:56.1	Evis have been installed, but they haven't been turned on.
0:59.8	Stay with us.
1:01.9	Which sounds like.
1:02.7	And the montage is funny too.
1:04.3	Oh yeah.
1:04.7	Just like Mike loves his apartment complex.
1:07.4	He uses the facilities.
1:08.7	He works out the gym, does laps of the pool.
1:28.3	Do you have a pool? Yeah. Oh, it's right in the middle when you walk in, right just vanished. Literally. Oh, and the pool. Oh, wait.
1:29.3	The pool is also empty too.
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