Things Tony Price and Brittany are allowed to say, but you aren't - #2957
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
The military is a strange thing. You might be sleeping in a crowded tent with a bunch of armed strangers, or you might be sent deep into the ocean crammed into a steel tube with 99 men who don't necessarily want to be there. It's no wonder why people who experience these things develop their own quirks. Yes, let's call them quirks.
Topics:
Soap operas
Tim Allen's sitcoms
Pay cuts on TV
Expensive steaks
Life in the military
Life after the military
Gold star families
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard Show with the family with... |
| 0:09.0 | Who goes first? |
| 0:12.1 | I don't know. Tony. |
| 0:14.3 | Oh, Tony, you want... |
| 0:15.6 | Oh, I'm sorry. I was just looking for a public restroom. |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah, there you go. |
| 0:20.6 | Tony Price, Gold Star Ride Foundation. |
| 0:23.0 | Andy Bram Bernard. And Kristen Byrne. There we go. This has been very smooth so far, I think. |
| 0:29.9 | It feels like a Monday. It kind of does feel like a Monday. Oh, there's a lot going on in the world. |
| 0:36.2 | My God, it just, the news is not got a lot of |
| 0:40.7 | real sweet, lovely things going on right now. It's like, my God. And I don't want to talk about |
| 0:45.4 | anything like that. It's just, it's too much to deal with. But it's just, one thing I got to |
| 0:51.7 | believe is that one of these days, and I don't know if it'll be a month or a week or a year or two years or whatever |
| 0:57.6 | We're we're gonna have to reach our all-time |
| 1:01.3 | angry hatred so we can back off again. I mean, there's got to be a top to it somewhere don't you think |
| 1:07.9 | Well apparently there was a top to celebrities constantly dying, according to Kristen, |
| 1:11.9 | because we haven't had any of that in the past 24 hours, right? We had like a reality star Sunday, |
| 1:17.3 | but I'm not major, like, I don't know. It's, you know, I don't know if everyone's watching |
| 1:24.4 | like Real Housewives of Salt Lake. So, you know. No. |
| 1:31.9 | Can you use the terms reality and star in the same sentence? |
| 1:42.0 | Yes, you can because they are likely eclipsing a lot of our TV and movie stars in terms of popularity and probably outearning some of them too. |
| 1:43.5 | Yeah. |
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