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All Fantasy Everything

Things to Do on a Rainy Day (w/ Sean Jordan and David Gborie)

All Fantasy Everything

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Games, Fantasy Sports, Comedy, Leisure, Fantasy, Sean Jordan, Pop Culture, David Gborie, Drafting, All Fantasy Everything, Headgum, Ian Karmel, Sports

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2019

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Autumn is curling in on gentle winds. The air smells of campfire and the leaves are loosening their grips. Dark grey clouds insist themselves upon the atmosphere like a snort from some benevolent old dragon. The patter. The petrichor. The rain. And then we draft things to do while it's doing that.


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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:27.8

Welcome to another brand new episode of a

0:30.8

I'll say everything recording live in the fortress. It's all dudes. We are yeah. Yeah. We are at 10 p.m. That's a late one on a Tuesday.

0:42.8

Tuesday night. Sure. It's the evening fog rolling in. It's the nighttime wind peaceful and calm breeze. It's the this one goes out tall at night hours out there.

0:55.8

There you are. People work in the graveyard shift to hands on that cup. You know everybody everybody gazing

1:03.8

longingly at that box of sleepy time tea. Think about what warms you up. They know they can't go anywhere near. I'm going to throw

1:09.8

some words out there cozy. Yeah. Snug. Sure. Delightful. Oh yeah. Peaceful. Peacefully. Yeah. Memento's. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Sure. Memento's the absolutely. We are in his light as fuck here.

1:24.8

We got to talk in man. We get the you know we did we got the chatteren. The hands got to clock in and what are we doing? We go on.

1:33.8

We were just taking turns saying stuff that would get us canceled. Yeah. 9.11 was an outside job. Yeah. Dude outside out there. I mean. Oh damn. It's about to be the

1:44.8

one. I know I'm flying on it, dude. I hate. Oh, you are flying on 9.11. They don't have the stones to try it again.

1:54.8

You find the terrorism hotbed of Sioux Falls. No, he's going to court. It was even more active. I'm telling you this they have neither the

2:03.8

cuts nor the pot to do it again on the 11. No, but seriously, I mean you tell me how the explosion started at the bottom. So anyway,

2:10.8

I should watch as I guys or lose change. Los change best YouTube documentary out. I've never seen. I'm going on my

2:17.8

to my crib all the time like Scarface at a rapper's house on crib. Yeah, what's this is a documentary?

2:23.8

Actually, if though bring the whole crew and we just sit down we got you guys got time, right? You're standing.

2:27.8

Play him. Psych guys. Los change. Psych guys too. Psych guys three. I've never seen him playing cut metal at a perfect 45 degree angle.

2:34.8

How come the bushes eyelids blank sideways? Why come? Come with that. Why come? Why come? Why come? The eyelids blank sideways? Oh, damn. I'm sorry. Oh, because it feels good. I get you.

2:47.8

The whole bit. That's the whole fuck it's all right. It's a natural. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. I'll tell you this sitting around in the old the fortress. You know, like people

2:58.8

will send you stuff like so there's a picture of me of my back face of the crowd at my comedy center or my that's what that.

3:05.8

Netflix recording. I didn't even notice that's so nice. It's really nice. But like at what point do you have too many pictures of you in your own house

3:16.8

because right there behind you Sean. Yeah, there's a Christmas ornament. My mom got me of my track listings from my album. Okay. Oh, yeah. There it is.

3:24.8

With my face on it. I also love having that. But like when there's that picture that that giant mural of Chris Pine that you have to go in a detail

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