On the right side

I got to be on the right side

I got to be on the right side

I spend my paycheck on my blue

that's okay and now I've got to me

on the bad side, you got to be on the bad side.

All right side.

We all know why certain laws are put into place.

Like, hey, you can't just go kill the Blimpies employee because they forgot to put mayo on your sub.

You do that to the Quiznos employee.

All yuck yuckets aside, what are some things that seem criminal? to put mayo on your sub. You do that to the Quiznos employee.

All yuck yucks aside, what are some things that seem criminal but or not?

Remodeling a historic home to make it look like a dentist's office?

For some reason, that's totally legal.

So today, we're going to talk about all the things that should be a crime but aren't on today's episode of The Brighter Side.

Oh, yes, that's nice.

You haven't bought in a sandwich in a long time, have you?

No, I sneak them upstairs.

I don't, for some reason sandwiches... I was like, does Blimpies even exist?

I looked it up, they do.

Blimpies and Quiznos.

When sandwiches hit $20, I'm out. I'm out. It's aggravated. What are we doing? There's a place down the street, $20 for, what are you talking about? For a bagel. Yeah. It was a bagel. I got a bagel with egg salad and onions and it was in a coffee and it was $20. books. Illegal. Crime. Yeah, that is that. But at the same time, the rent on that place should be illegal. The, you know, because when I was working at the Philly cheese steak spot, that was why they closed because they're like, we don't feel comfortable selling a $20 cheesecake. No. But if we don't sell a $20 cheesecake, we won't be able to make our rent. So what's next? Just Amazon warehouse stores all around us? Is that what's up? I think so. Just the soulless, like everything's made of steel. I went to this bar downtown and it was like, oh, I never heard of this before. It was right, it's an Amazon bar. It's in the Amazon grocery store.

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