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Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything.

The podcast of fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture.

Today, we are drafting things that come out of the ground.

Our guest is the fantastic, very funny stand-up comedian and our friend Alan Strickland Williams. Hi, everybody. Yeah, yeah. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me, as always, are my friends and comedian, Sean Jordan and David Bore. You know what I like? What's that? Not a sock in this bitch. Not a sock. That's true. That is true. That's true. That's true. It's all right. All right. Almost warsome. Do you guys do baby powder in the in the shoes? That's a Florida thing. I don't know. I probably should. Yeah. It's funny because I'll put so much baby powder in the shoes and it's like, it looks

like I'm a narco.

Like, yeah.

That's probably one of the coolest problems I've ever been running through the cocaine

field.

I've got a lot of cool people probably.

Yeah, that sounds like a Snoop Dog lyric.

I don't think I have baby powder in my house. Yeah, and we have a baby. Or we had a baby. I'd never had baby powder around. I got some odor eaters, though. There you go. Oh, that's good. I used to enact, the athletes foot stuff. Tough act and tenacton. Tough act and tenacton. I'd put that in there preemptively sometimes. John Madden preemptive. That was a really good punchline you would hear on a lot of early comic viewsets. They'd be talking about something that'd be like, Tough Acted Tanactin. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, John Madden was buried in a tough act and tanctin coffee. As per the contract. As per the contract. Nothing's getting in there. That's why they're going to bury me in a McWeldon suit. I wouldn't mind it. I enjoy McWeldon. Are we currently sponsored by MacWeldon? Yeah. I actually do love MacWeldon. So do I. They're the only ones that get like unsolicited ads. I didn't want to, like, say if they had recently left, I wasn't going to be honest about it, but I really do.

All of my underwear is, Matt. ads. I didn't want to like say if they weren't, if they had recently left, I wasn't going to,

I wasn't going to be honest about it, but I really do. All of my underwear is Mac Weldon. Yeah, they fit. They keep everything where it needs to be. Do you do you, do you guys do that? What does that mean? Like, it's all the same pretty much. Oh, yes. I'm getting there. All my underwear is pretty much the, it's like the same brand in sight.

It just colors.

Delutrading company and Mac Weldon.

That's pretty much all I work. Just Mac Weldon. Only wears Mac Weldon. You're out of hands and stuff. You seem like you could maybe not wear underwear. That's a Florida thing too. No, a lot of baby powder in my jeans before I put them on.

You got to put baby powder

in your jeans?

You yell damn the torpedoes.

Then walk out fully command them.

And then we listened to damn the torpedoes by Tomfetti.

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