This is a HeadGum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything,

the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture.

On today's episode, we're drafting things in the sky.

Our guest today is one of the most patient people on the planet, I imagine.

She carries a burden for humanity.

A writer, a producer, a creator, a zoologist, a valedic, huh?edict, huh? A mother. A mother. Up to, really, when you think about it. A mother, a, a, a daughter. I was, what I was going to say was the valedictorian of Michigan State University's graduating class. And we're talking about Shane, we're talking about Shane. You decided to put mother above that.

And that's interesting.

That's interesting.

You were the valedictorian? In my department. I'll say that. That counts. Yeah. Ed doesn't need to be quantified. I would just, I'd be like, yeah. I don't know if they have one. Good news to quantify. Yeah. Thank you for being so pretensions.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, you're using pretentious wrong over and over again. By the way, the apple, the apple is already on the desk. It didn't. No, Shane, you're being a bit pedantic. Thank you. Well, no, he wouldn't. If he was like, the apples on the desk, a desk is like a wooden body with four legs. Listen, where are you methodical? No. No. The boxing jimmies methodical. Laura Sams is here.

Hi. By the way, just to put a pin in that, not to put a pin in it, to put a period at the end of it? I don't know, dude. I've had so much sodium. Okay. A lot, maybe a semicolon? Mm-hmm, because we're continuing. We're continuing. That's the one that I did on the late, late show. The, or that's a colon that I did. The two dots. What are you talking now? I did a bit. What bit? About a colon. My body, my chest hair looking like a colon. That's right. You did about your body. a lot of that got cut out yeah Yeah. A lot of that got cut out. I don't know if you saw the broadcast version. I got into the edit bay on that one. Got into a tiny 90 seconds. We got to sell some soda. Get this kid out of here. Shane Torres is also here. You know, if you love him, he's a stand-up comedian.

Welcome. Welcome, everyone. I'm here. I don't know why I said that. I'm pretty tired. Me too. Yeah. Sean Jordan is here. What's happening? With me as always. David Borey, underground, usually hovering above Bolivia, but because of the draft topic, we wanted to take that out of play. So he's deep underground in a layer.

They're going to put a G in front of Bolivia pretty soon because of the draft topic, we wanted to take that out of play.

So he's deep underground in a layer. I put a G in front of Bolivia pretty soon if he doesn't stop going there all the time. I was going to say so. Yeah, at some point. Oblivia? Him and the... Oblivia? And we're going to put a B in gorillas. Did I tell you that my stepdad asked me, did I tell you the... I must not have told you that. So he looked at me,

we was trying to,

he was saying how in the big Lobowski

that Donnie's character,

you the, I must not have told you that. So he looked at me, we was trying to, he was saying how in the big Lobowski that Donnie's character, you did tell me, but please continue. Well, for the, for the listeners, he goes, have you, you've seen the big Gibrinsky, right? And no one was in the room. No one's in the room and And I go, hold on. And you walked in, I think.

I go, John, say it again.

Say what you did.

And he's like, he could tell he was wrong. And he goes, I, the big Jibroonsky. You know, the Jibroonski Underachievers Club. Yeah. The little Jibrinski. The little Jibroonski. That's the funniest.

It's completely understandable

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