Things I Should’ve Been Fired For

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Hoodie on and holding workplace court, Chris delights about a manger letting employees get high on the job, weeps about a social media manager incessantly hitting her weed pen at work, howls about getting hammered at a pizzeria and hurling while on the clock, sympathizes with a server who didn’t get tipped on a $1,500 bill, fields a call about race in the workplace, and reacts to a gas station showdown with a boss.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:12.2	If you hear my teeth literally chattering, it's because the studio is approximately zero degrees, Celsius or Fahrenheit.
0:20.1	I literally don't know the difference,
0:21.3	but I'm cold. Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. It is me,
0:28.8	Chris Clemens. Now, today's episode I'm excited for because this is actually like something I've
0:36.4	been wanting to ask strangers on the street.
0:38.2	However, it is also zero degrees Fahrenheit and Celsius outside.
0:42.5	And I don't really want to film those videos.
0:44.9	So I haven't asked any strangers this on the street, but I saw a TikTok by from someone named Danot, Danot, D-N-N-O-T-D-A-D. And they, their TikTok basically said,
1:02.6	I love asking people what's something they've done at a job that could have gotten them fired,
1:06.7	but didn't. Mine was my friend came through the drive-thru at Starbucks, and I hit their blunt from the drive window.
1:13.3	And I just know that you guys have done some fucked-up shit at work. I know it, mostly because I think some of our call-ins have been from people talking about
1:28.6	fucked up shit they've done, but they were at work making the call. So I feel like this is
1:34.4	one that is going to be a really fun and also probably wildly unhinged episode. Now, before
1:42.7	we get into the episode, I'd like to remind you to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, wherever you got your podcast.
1:48.0	I cannot stress enough.
1:50.0	Subscribe to the Unhinged YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at sign Unhinged.
1:56.0	I'm telling you, you'll understand why, at a later date, not in this episode.
2:00.0	Also, I will be recording an after show on patreon.com slash Chris Cummins,
2:04.3	where I will be given...
2:06.1	I'll be dropping some info of what I'm hinting at.
2:10.4	This is all so cryptic.
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