Hey folks, this is Kevin.

On this episode, you'll hear John Flynn.

His penis is at lean to one side, but then it's straightened itself out at the end.

So I felt like I was jerking off the lead pipe from Clue.

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Hello kids. This is RISK, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Johnny Ripper behind me now. We're calling this

week's episode Things Fall Apart. This very production kind of fell apart. Today, just as I was

about to sit down to record these hosting segments, I threw a cup of coffee onto my laptop

in the fraction of a split second that I was dropping my coffee cup onto the floor. I thought,

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