Things Change. People Change.

The Solomon Ray Podcast

Solomon Ray

Comedy

4.9 • 832 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Sorry for being so emotional...

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0:00.0	Friday night you and you and your body on me
0:14.3	Friday night you and your boys went out to eat
0:23.6	Then they hung out, but you came home
0:30.6	But you came home around three, yes you did
0:34.6	If six of you all went down,
0:39.1	then the four of you were really cheap, yeah.
0:43.8	Because only two of you had dinner.
0:46.0	I found your credit card receipt.
0:49.2	It's not right, but it's okay.
0:53.0	I'm gonna make it anyway.
0:56.0	Pack your bags up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.
1:04.0	It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway.
1:11.8	Close the door behind you and leave your key.
1:15.5	I'd rather be alone than so horny.
1:19.9	Yeah.
1:21.2	Now, if I get back so you can leave time for a week.
1:25.9	Yes, I am.
1:31.9	Welcome to the Solomon Ray podcast. That is a cute little rendition of Whitney Houston's. It's not right, but it's okay. Listen, I'm not really good at math,
1:39.7	as everyone knows, but she really taught me a lot about adding and subtracting.
1:46.0	Because, bitch, that opening, I'm like, hold on.
1:48.3	Two people had dinner.
1:50.0	Six.
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