They Will NEVER Leave You Alone
Film Theory
Film Theory
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
What would happen if you were the LAST person on Earth? This new analog horror series called the Glendale Archive is about the life of a man wandering a world completely abandoned, surviving against the threats of this strange world.
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| 0:00.0 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:04.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:05.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:07.2 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:09.4 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:12.4 | I have no idea what we're doing. |
| 0:13.6 | Thank you. I have more of an idea. |
| 0:15.6 | I think of it like a Tamagocchi. |
| 0:17.8 | At the end of all of this... |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series, |
| 0:25.0 | streaming exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply. What would you do if |
| 0:31.2 | you were the last person on Earth? Well, a new analog horror series called the Glendale |
| 0:36.2 | Archive is chronicling the life of a man wandering a world completely abandoned, |
| 0:40.3 | surviving against the threats lurking within this strange world. |
| 0:44.3 | But the real danger is himself. |
| 0:50.3 | Hello, Internet, welcome to film theory. |
| 0:52.3 | The other day, I was browsing the old Instagram because I'm an old man millennial, and |
| 0:57.2 | between cute videos of cats and AI slop asking me to pick a door, a video popped up |
| 1:02.6 | for me of a guy recording himself wandering through an entirely empty store. |
| 1:07.0 | I thought, hey, this is neat, I love me some analog horror. |
| 1:10.6 | And then making a mental note before swiping away. |
| 1:13.5 | A couple more of those shorts then landed on my feed, but then the same guy popped up on my YouTube homepage. |
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