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They want to put WHAT on the Moon?

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up for a raucous episode of the Opie Radio podcast, live from the sun-soaked dunes of Long Island! Opie and Ron the Waiter dive headfirst into a fiery debate over a whale-meets-boat disaster in Jersey—was it human stupidity or a sick whale? Things get heated as they roast Governor Kathy Hochul’s school cell phone ban, slam Texas’ gerrymandering drama, and unravel the mind-blowing plan for a nuclear reactor on the moon. From nostalgic riffs on summer anthems (ACDC vs. Black Keys, anyone?) to side-splitting jabs at Axl Rose’s Benny Hill glow-up, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and conspiracies. Plus, a brain teaser about the world’s smartest animals that’ll leave you stumped! Grab your coffee and join the chaos—Opie and Ron are serving up unfiltered fun that’s wilder than a whale’s blowhole blast!

Transcript

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0:00.0

There we go. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream on a glorious morning way out east on Long Island. The smooth, gentle sounds of the waves behind me. Fresh cup of coffee. I couldn't be happier, man.

0:25.9

Summertime. Summer time. What is your, what is your song of the summer? Not not, not this year. What is the greatest summer song of all time? Is it

0:35.7

Will Smith? Summertime. What do you got on that?

0:39.3

Uh, why don't you let us know in the chat today? Bill Doe with Opie is King. You got that right.

0:44.3

Bill Doe. How are you, brother? Hunter's saying Opie's brewing coffee. No, I'm not brewing coffee. I'm drinking coffee.

0:53.3

We got Nick Umrickin. How are you, brother? Good to see you. Uh, we got nick umrickton how are you brother good to see you uh we got

0:57.3

balance of thought whatever that means good morning open squad go oh i like the good morning open

1:02.7

squad are you one of ours balance of thought uh who else we got scott watson up the river of

1:08.0

course we got jason of course we We got Vincent Scaramuzzo.

1:18.6

Of course, smoky skies. Oh, I thought it was just a little hazy. Is the Canadians bothering us with their smoke again? Is that what's going on? I heard something about that. This is smoke?

1:24.6

Oh, I thought it was an early morning haze in the air, but you know what? I got to be

1:28.9

honest, the smoky skies gives a good ambiance out here. So I don't mind it. Remember, what was it,

1:36.9

a year or two ago in New York City for the people that live in that area? Do you remember when

1:42.7

there was so much Canadian smoke smoke the sky was orange and stupid

1:49.3

me i'm like eh i'll film it next time this happens so i don't have any video of that of course i

1:55.1

don't but we're way out east to long island way way, way outies. Closer to Montauk.

2:01.4

We're going to get to Montauk.

2:03.3

We're going to have the last house on Long Island.

2:06.1

That is the ultimate goal.

2:07.5

Of course it is.

2:08.9

And, you know, I was just casually looking at the news in my neighborhood back in the city.

2:13.2

I don't, I don't do this normally.

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