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Well, it's finally been confirmed yet again for the umpteathe time

that the X-Factor line-up is Rory, Robbie the Boar Williams,

Ada, you've never heard of Field, and One Directions, the drearyest one out of the group,

Louis Tomlinson.

So now we've got three men on the panel and one woman.

Apparently they will be using Sharon Osbourne every so often.

To be honest with you, they say the new line-up marks the first time in 15 series has been three men and one female.

Who cares?

Who cares?

Probably the first time they've swept the studio

clear and there's no mice. You know, equally... Who cares? Louis Tomlinson looks as though he's a bit

out of it. Robbie Williams is definitely on another planet. And Ada Field is quite clearly

using her non-fame to bounce off the back of Robbie. Apparently, he said she's her rock.

I know, I know. I thought it was hilarious, too.

And apparently, he says that she sort of looks after him all the time. She looks up, in fact,

she actually said in an interview, she said, without me, there would be no Robbie Williams.

So you're stuck with some big-edded nobody already. Robbie Williams will just play it for laughs and be bored.

And I don't think Louis is going to be contributing anything at all.

I don't know what he's going to do.

Lots of his fan have begged for new music.

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