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They've Gone Too Far!

Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.926.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are

0:05.9

functional, but vitamin water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry, actually very good.

0:12.6

As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy. Yeah, they also have zero sugar

0:17.1

rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy.

0:22.3

I'm like Wade, but with apples.

0:24.3

Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025.

0:27.0

Glass-O.

0:27.6

Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glass-O.

0:30.9

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

0:36.6

This episode,

0:39.3

Manichy and Mark loves wood,

0:40.9

nukes the seven seas,

0:43.2

then lords the Luddite in the lads.

0:47.1

Balaniferous Bob requires decor diagnosis,

0:48.8

creeps on kajou,

0:51.0

and his fickle over fridges.

0:53.5

Weekly weighed offers fallatio,

0:59.6

displays dementia, shirk's small talk, rips a bong, and refuses to stoop.

1:11.1

From Ethan Shrooming to Picartum original, yes, it's time for they've gone too far.

1:18.4

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

1:21.2

Hello and welcome to distractible.

1:22.5

Thank you for joining us today.

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