They’ve Found Santa’s Tomb

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The secret location of the tomb of St. Nicholas — aka Santa Claus — has been potentially discovered in southern Turkey. But are Santa’s bones inside? Learn about the long history of Catholics pillaging Santa’s corpse and the miracles St. Nicholas performed that you definitely have NOT heard about. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:05.0	What is up guys?
0:10.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:11.0	I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. I am joined as always by my co-host
0:17.1	Jake Goldman and Dan Regester. How are you guys doing today doing great Rob?
0:23.0	Doesn't seem like it. You're not even drinking a Celsius today.
0:27.0	No.
0:28.0	Usually at least have that. You don't drink any alcohol like me and Jay.
0:31.0	He had a decaf coffee when I came in good Lord what I don't I like to
0:35.2	kef coffee actually are you shaming me for not drinking on the podcast I'm just
0:38.4	shaming you for you just put weird things in your body and I don't understand it he's
0:41.6	like the healthiest one here yeah I don't understand it. He's like the healthiest one here. Yeah I don't get it.
0:43.6	What are you talking? It's a decaf coffee. What a freak! It's like very relaxing.
0:48.9	It's useless. You drink water. Just drink hot water. No, it's late Sunday night. It's like we had to start at 7 o'clock
0:56.4	So we did the Patreon episode. So it's got to be around 9 o'clock now.
1:00.0	It's 830 a 24 by the time I put everything away, I set everything up, I break everything down.
1:07.0	I'll get out here at like 10, 10, 30.
1:08.0	Okay.
1:09.0	What, what do you care?
1:10.0	You got nothing to go home too?
1:12.0	You're fine. You just dunk on the man's lack of a family.
1:14.8	Just a dog.
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