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I'm Shane, and today's theme is entitled, entitled people. And I am joined today by two people who are entitled to a lot of money from a lawsuit. Let's watch this. Can you turn it up a little? Yeah, let's watch this tonight. Turn it up, just a touch. I feel like the saturation's down. Can you pop that a bit? Yeah, wait, I've seen this guy before. Thanks, honey.

Just change the channel. It just goes to Smosh games. I'm good. I'm here with Tommy and Arasha. It's so comfortable right here. I have a comfortable shoulder. What can I say? I really don't want to leave, but I'm going to. Good. Sorry.

Good. No, I didn't mean it. Wow. Entitled people are everywhere, and they suck. I think it's actually one of my pet peeves. Really? Entitled people. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I, the way I think I actually want to draw this in with a recent example, I think we were just talking about this.

When you sit in the wrong seat in the movie theater.

Yes.

And you don't move when somebody calls you out.

Oh, you have to move. You have to move.

I just recently went.

There were two people in me and Fabian seats, And we were like, excuse me, those are our seats. And they went, yep, those are our seats. They're like, yeah, but there are ours now. Uh-huh. I, the amount of times that I reserve seats at a movie theater and I go and someone is in that seat, I think it happens more than 50% of the time. I hate it. It's wild. Yeah. And my problem is that I I'm sometimes the opposite of entitled where I show up in there in my seat and I'm like well I guess they got it. I guess I'll go somewhere else. I guess they got it. I'll go and I sit just somewhere else and then I you're the guy in the same. But now, but there's nothing more that gives you more anxiety than when you're, you know you're not sitting in your seat and you're waiting for the movie to start. And I'm like, okay, the trailers are going. I should be good. But I'm always amazed at how late some people show up to a movie. They'll show up 15 minutes into the movie.

I have friends that show up, yes. They're like, oh, the movie, it's like the movie at 9 p.m. at AMC, and they're like, we'll leave around 9.30. And I'm like, we'll leave around 930. I don't get it because tickets are like 50 bucks nowadays. I know. Well, not if you have the AMC pass. Oh, so they're just, they don't care.

No, I'm spending,

I'm spending the hang out. I'm spending 35 and I'm missing the beginning of the exposition. I will be leaving at 930. Thank you. That will be me. I would do that. Really? There are like 35 minutes of trailers. There's a lot of trailers, but don't you hate it when you miss like the first five minutes of a movie? Sometimes it's the most important part. No, no, yes. I will get there on time. And I like sitting and being ready and not having to think. It is nice. Just sitting around on my phone and being like, oh, I'm already out. Yes. Yes. But it's the people that take the seats that are entitled and I'm done with them. Okay. Okay. They do it on airplanes too.

They do.

I'm started.

All right.

Let's. People that take the seats that are entitled and are done with them. Okay. Okay. They do it on airplanes too.

They do.

I'm started.

All right, let's hop into these entitled stories.

This first one comes from the subreddit self.

It's called self.

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