School Is In Session | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 9 August 2025
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0:00 Intro
2:53 I faked playing my instrument in band https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1j37ubi/i_faked_playing_my_instrument_in_the_school_band/
11:36 Sponsor
12:51 College roommate ate my food so I sold their books https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1ezjikn/college_roommate_ate_my_food_so_i_sold_their_books/
25:22 I held a grudge for 29 years https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109fccu/tifu_by_holding_a_grudge_for_29_years_against_a/
36:09 I accidentally nailed my crush with a football https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5olvcy/tifu_by_nailing_my_crush_with_a_football_and/
44:57 I told my daughter that life isn't high school https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1de5zlg/aita_for_telling_my_daughter_that_life_isnt/
57:33 I accidentally revealed my Reddit to one of my students https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/i3i5kp/tifu_by_accidentaly_revealing_my_reddit_to_one_of/
1:04:18 I told my kid to throat punch his bully at school https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10jnvie/tifu_by_telling_my_kid_to_throat_punch_his_bully
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh reads, Reddit Stories. |
| 0:02.0 | I'm Shane, and today's theme is back to school. |
| 0:06.0 | And you might look around here and see that the set looks a little different today. |
| 0:10.0 | And that's because we are already into our week of summer games. |
| 0:15.0 | Woo! |
| 0:16.0 | That's right. |
| 0:17.0 | And I'm joined by two friends, two classmates, |
| 0:20.0 | Damien and Angela. Well, Damien technically are the superintendent. I'm the superintendent. They offered me normal intendant, and I was like, make it better where I walk. And the Smosh met me. Halfway. Super. Pretty awesome. Yeah. So we haven't started them in real life, but as of this being uploaded, we're into the games. And I don't know who's winning or who's losing. Hopefully we're winning. Hopefully we're fucking winning. We better be winning. Yeah. We're winning. I will say I believe in both of you, but because you're both on the same team in this Reddit area and I'm supposed to be unbiased. I have to heavily favor the other team |
| 0:55.8 | just to make it a little bit balanced for this episode. |
| 0:58.2 | Okay. |
| 0:58.5 | Is what I'll probably do. |
| 0:59.7 | So the pancakes today are at the cafeteria. |
| 1:02.8 | Oh. |
| 1:03.8 | And they're gross. |
| 1:05.6 | School morning lunch? |
| 1:07.4 | You know, like breakfast? |
| 1:08.9 | Ugh. |
| 1:09.2 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:10.3 | I saw your famous clip, finally. Oh, the fist bomb. I never. I died. I was so new to Smosh then, too. I died. It was so wild. Re-watching it and I forgot how long it hangs for. I haven't talked to you since I saw it. He was like, this is Damien's moment. |
| 1:27.9 | And I was like, what do you mean? Like, what is this gonna be? Yeah. It's exquisite. I hope you understand me a little bit better now with that lore and knowing, oh, God, that's awesome. Yeah. That's, hey, see that how easy that was? If you're interested in watching some of the games, the summer games that have been out already, |
| 1:45.0 | go check out the Smosh Games channel. |
| 1:46.8 | This channel, this past week's uploads are all summer games. |
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