Please welcome to the stage show moment!

Hello Los Angeles!

Oh, there's the music.

Done this show hundreds. done this

show hundreds of times.

Welcome to Love it or Leave it.

For those listening at home,

this is the first time you're hearing it.

For those in the crowd tonight,

this is literally the second time you're hearing it. For those in the crowd tonight, this is literally

the second time they're hearing this monologue

because there was a technical glitch.

But as I've told this audience many times,

their experience is irrelevant. They are a tool for the enjoyment of the people hearing this at home

and that has never been more true than it will be for the next 10 minutes until we catch up to the part where

the recording worked. This week, Kara Klank and Brendan Schenel

attempt to trust women and we say good luck. Duane Perkins and Katrina Davis are horrified

by Florida and whatever is scary than Florida, then we ask ourselves the most important

question of our generation, what would Beyonce do and why can't we do it half as well?

But first, let's get into it.

What a week! Have you heard the good news?

Jesus has risen and the Holy Trinity's pronouns.

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