They're So F*cked | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.4	How only have you lived with the ex-husband?
0:05.1	I mean, we're not having legally divorced technically, but...
0:07.5	How long have you guys been dating?
0:08.9	Maybe you're...
0:09.4	I don't know, honestly.
0:10.7	You're getting cucked.
0:11.7	You do let everybody walk over you.
0:13.4	You get steamrolled and you don't give a fuck.
0:15.2	No, I don't.
0:16.4	Or her mother of four.
0:17.6	It's unacceptable. It's inexcusable. It is disgusting and it is pathetic.
0:54.2	My opinion, you just said you don't give a f***. If you say you don't give a fuck but you are a mother that is disgusting and unacceptable. All right. I have to fucking over it. Fuck you, shit. Dollar Wise is finally here. Sending waves through the personal finance world. This is officially now the best budgeting app on the market. and I'm giving you a special deal to download, but only through March 31st. Take a free three-day trial to test it out, and then you get the monthly plan at a 33% discount for the first three months, or the annual plan at an insane 50% discount. And with the annual, you get my budget-friendly cookbook and my brand new 30-day detailed budget meal plan signed by me and meal directly to you. After March 31st, the cookbook is going away forever. So this is literally your last chance. Don't miss the opportunity of a lifetime. Download Dollar Wise and start your free trial. Go to dollar wise.com or click the link below. Hi, I'm Emma. I'm 31 years old. I'm Brian. I'm 31 years old. We're from Sacramento, California. And this is financial audit.
1:13.0	Guys, we're the same age.
1:14.9	Yeah, I believe, yeah, I'm 31.
1:17.3	Do they look older than me?
1:19.3	I just need to make sure because you guys look 40.
1:22.9	I'm not trying to hurt your feelings,
1:24.1	but I'm just like, I'm questioning,
1:25.6	do I look that old?
1:26.9	I get that a lot. I think it's the beard and the tattoos.
1:30.1	When he doesn't shave, it gets gray on the size.
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