They're selling everything except books - #2962
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
If you're a Minnesotan, you've probably been to Valleyfair. And if you haven't, go while you still can, because it just got sold. Who knows what comes next? Fewer flags means less fun, as we all know.
Topics:
Marshals isn't very good
WB tours
Valleyfair sold to investment firm
Britney Spears DUI
Tom's first pitch
Nobody is buying paperbacks
Ticks and mosquitos
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| 0:00.0 | Dooddy-d-d-doot. |
| 0:06.0 | What do you think of that? |
| 0:08.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with... |
| 0:15.0 | Co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:16.3 | Andy Brant Bernard. |
| 0:17.5 | And Kristen Byrd. |
| 0:19.0 | What can I call it that's not the Tom Bernard podcast? What's a good name? Let's not change anything now. No changing? No. Okay. I hope so. Yes, dear. Let's just leave it out. Kristen Bird Entertainment News brought you by North American Banking Company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. Remember FDIC Equdic equal housing lender i'm going to start with a complaint today |
| 0:39.3 | that you need to straighten out katherine i watched a show last night which looked really good |
| 0:45.0 | before it started and then as soon as it started it just was really boring what was it called |
| 0:50.3 | what the cowboy show that we was marshals that was two days ago that was two days ago yeah we watched. Oh, that was two days ago. |
| 0:54.9 | That was two days ago. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, that was two days ago. |
| 0:56.9 | You're right. |
| 0:57.3 | Well, yeah, we didn't love it. |
| 1:06.5 | Not love it. It was terrible. Yeah, but I've heard a lot of complaints about it already, so you're not the only ones. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:17.8 | Well, they just kind of like all of a sudden just through this entire new concept in, and it doesn't really feel like a Yellowstone spin-off, which I guess it maybe isn't. |
| 1:22.3 | But there's a lot of new characters, and they weren't meshing. |
| 1:26.4 | It just, hopefully it's just the first episode, you know. |
| 1:27.2 | Yeah. Well, Taylor Sheridan is not the primary writer on Marshall's 2. |
| 1:31.3 | So maybe it's feeling like not all of his flavor. |
| 1:34.3 | Yeah, because he's spread too thin. |
| 1:37.3 | And the questions are already starting to come up of saying, |
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