Hello J Train podcast listeners. I just have a brief announcement before we start. My shows this weekend in Long Island have been rescheduled for January. If you bought tickets, you can get a full refund by calling the club. It's Gov.

The club is a company club. 516-731-3358. Let me say it again. 516-731-3358. Call them. You can get a refund. No questions asked. If you want to come to the new date in January, your tickets will be transferred.

I hope you can make it to those shows in Long Island. I'm excited to come to the club but with COVID and state laws, we just had to reschedule. Otherwise, I am going to be in Nashville this weekend.

Yup, things happen fast. I got booked up in Nashville. I'm going to be there Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

I am a very confident and I have new material from the last time I was there. I don't repeat any of the jokes that I've said there. I'll be talking a lot about COVID and the related issues going on today.

I'm sure you'll enjoy this show. I will be in Nashville this weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, 5 shows.

I'll be back in January. I'm sorry. I'll be back in January. If you want a full refund, call the club, Governor's Comedy Club. Here's the number again. 516-731-3358.

Thank you guys for hanging with me. I know these are weird times and I know you're just trying to get out of the house and so am I. I hope you guys can come to the show. Again, I have other shows coming up.

I'm going to be going up. Raleigh, Philly, Dallas. Those are happening. JaredFree.com. Enjoy today's episode. Boom.

Hello and welcome to the J-Train Podcast. J-Chain, JaredFree. Come to July from the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We are here. Mondays and Thursdays with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every episode.

I'll say it one more time. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. That's how it all works. You listen to the show. You enjoy the show. You check out our guests. You follow them. You tell a friend. A coworker, a brother, a sister.

I'm mama, I'm papa. Make your Instagram story. Do it for me. Come on. Come on. Come on. Make your Instagram story. Tag a bitch. Tag one person. And listen. I'm putting out videos. I'm putting out videos all over this great nation.

I'm putting them on Instagram. And if you're listening to the podcast and it's the email that you enjoyed the most, go tag someone in that video. That's a great easy way. I'm trying to make it. I'm trying to give you soft bounce passes on your way to the hoop for you to dunk. That's I am doing the work. So I need a little out of you because I'm thanking you. I already thanked you. I'm done paying.

Your name is your whole team. All right. Yeah. I need a little more. That's right. And our guests. I'm very excited. I'm going to bring it right in because I listen. It's her first time in the show. She she's a fantastic comic Netflix comedy central. Go everywhere. So funny. Rachel fine sign. Thank you for coming on.

Oh, shit. I'm ready. There is. I love it. Welcome to the show. Rachel. I listen. We're going to get nasty with some of these emails and some of this advice. Thank you for coming on. It's so good to see you. And a new mother.

It's right. As a mother. And I start all my friends is that way. How do you feel? How do you feel being a new mom? What? What? What could you tell the listeners out there? You had a kid during the pandemic.

I did. And there are some weird perks to that. Nobody mentions the perks of maybe in Corona because there are no commercials, you know, for COVID. They're not like have a COVID birth. You don't want to visit us. All you have to say is sorry. We're trying not to kill her. But there are some perks because there's no fear of missing out. You know. And so that's good. I was really afraid of becoming a mother because for a couple reasons. I was like, what if I don't connect with her?

You know, because I'm a comic and I'm like an overshare. I was like, if I don't like feel close to my baby, I'll tell everyone like it. I'll be like at a barbecue and have like one vodka ton. I can be like, isn't it weird that I don't love her?

And then someone would have to go along with that and then go to someone else be like, we have to call child services.

Exactly. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to tell everybody that I don't love her. If I don't love her, I won't be able to keep it inside. And that was my worst fear.

But thank God I do love her, which makes me a hero. And that was a well, well, when you say I do love her.

Was there a moment like I understand like the you're you're not sure what this is going to be? Do you the minute it's put in your arms? Are you like wow a feeling I've never felt or like I'm happy.

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