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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Thursday, the 28th of February.

Last day of the month and then we're into spring, I think. I think spring has sprung.

And of course, straight off the top of the sheet today, it's dreary old fat boy James Argent.

Amid claims he will reunite with Jama Collins any day now.

Oh so it was a joke. It was a joke apparently. But I thought she'd sort of gone away.

But he's leaving the property where he's thought to be staying since his abrupt. To be quite

honestly, they're too old, they're too dull, they're too dreary, they're too untalented. Who cares where they get back together, stay apart, sleep with each other, jump from the wardrobe, shouting Geronimo, I couldn't care less. Couldn't care less, nobody cares about them. It's just that they seem to think that we do. So poor James is obviously not allowed behind the wheel of a car. Takes his little scooter out there. I mean, he's way too old for things like that, for goodness sake. But he's 31, going on 15. Ed Shearren apparently has married his fiancée. That's Cherry Seaborne in a Suffolk ceremony with just 40 guests. Perhaps he can't afford anymore. But he can, of course, as we know. Idris Elber, standing his fan wild, as he dons a sheepskin coat to show off his epic rap skills and a teaser for boasty music video.

As I don't know who, because they said he's actually done a collaboration with Wiley, Steflon Don and Sean Paul.

I have no idea who any of those people are. They could be called Eric and whatever. Kate pulls up in a glittering gown. Let's ale come together. And did you notice the pictures in the paper? You probably won't have done, actually. But William and Kate have gone out there and they were kicking a football around. Do you not think this was in direct retaliation

to Harry and Megan, not that Megan kicks a ball around, but in fact, so they've gone out there.

She was wearing this gown. It's very nice, very nice. She's also been given, I believe,

Mary Peters has just got the lady companion of the most noble order of the garter,

which is very nice. They went to the Empire Musical, and they look good. So a little bit more

classy than Harry, fattering around with a football. But there you go. Alexander Burke,

slammed by fans, promoting a weight loss at what is she doing? Is she doing? She's, I mean, she's, I've never seen her fat.

So if somebody's always been slim, you know, and then she slank, she sort of thanked this, this particular company.

And people say it's been doctored and all the, I've got no idea. No idea. And Ricky Wittle. I don't know who Ricky Whittle is, but

alright, even with a picture of him. He found fame in Holyoaks, again. No use to anybody, I'm

afraid. And so he did an American accent. And you sort of think to yourself, it's not happening,

is it really? He's currently starring on American Gods. And he's now developed this twang, which didn't go unnoticed by people, and Phillips Gofield and Holly Willoughby. So he appeared there. It's sort of one of these sort of actors. He'd be around for a little while, but never quite going to make it to those huge, huge heights. Christine McGuinness, wait a minute. Oh, she's out with her photographer again. You know, here she is walking along. The trouble is these people are so empty and vacuous. Walking along the street warrants a picture. She almost takes a tumble as well. So she was celebrating the news that she's set to replace fern cotton. Oh, no, her husband is. She's not. Oh, thank God for that. I mean, she can barely string two words together. So she dined out with a friend with no coat on. Must be really empty and vacuous here, but I suppose where you come from, that's considered, you know, you're a star. Down here in London, we've got a million, thank you very much indeed. Megan may shun the lindo wing where Kate gave birth in favour of American-owned hospital, beloved by Victoria Beckham and Fergie.

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