"They're Eating The Pets" – September 12, 2024
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2024
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
- A report from Springfield, OH on Haitian pet eating, rando driveway sex in Farmington Hills, MTV VMAs recap, Shannon Sharpe strains to explain, Angel Reese's terrible podcast, an Ozempic overdose, and Jim's Pick: The Best Dave Grohl Songs.
- Talk Tuah is rising the podcast charts. Angel Reese's Podcast is doing great as well. Big surprise...Both podcasts suck.
- Shannon Sharpe breaks his silence after allegedly going live on Instagram while "engaging in adult activities." AB weighs in with a hilarious and predictable tweet.
- Can you overdose on Ozempic? Kate Moss' hot, skinny half-sister proved you can. She now weighs 13 pounds and is doing great!
- VMAs last night. Eminem was sweet. Lenny Kravitz rocked. Whores danced. And DJ Khaled hyped up the crowd.
- Jayden James Federline turned 18 yesterday. No more child support for Britney. But wait...He's still in high school, so Britney is still on the hook. Kevin Federline has made millions from the divorce and doesn't have a penny saved.
- Joy Mode brings you the Bonerline. Use promo code DREW. Call or text 209-66-Boner to communicate with the show.
- Tom Mazawey is mad as Marc for SUPPOSEDLY not saying hi to him at the Michigan game. He also complains about The Big House wifi, didn't watch the Presidential Debate, takes Tyreek Hill's side v. the police, declare Deshaun Watson finished, thinks Braylon Edwards and Denard Robinson will win suing the NCAA, and he gives his Detroit Lions prediction for this Sunday.
- Another hot school teacher from Missouri hooked up with a 17 year old student. We're still waiting for an update on why anyone, including the kid's dad, is in trouble.
- Jessica Dupnack knocks this story out of the park. Two people pull over into a random Farmington Hills home's driveway to "get. it. on." This guy also got it on outside... but with a cucumber.
- Social media model, Maecee Lathers, was high on "pink cocaine". She got into a brutal car accident. Reporter Rosh Lowe ended up becoming the "literal" star of the story.
- YouTube star Tyler Oliviera went to Springfield, Ohio to talk to actual residents about the pets being eaten. Why is no one in the mainstream media doing this?
- Nepo Brats take over fashion runways.
- Speaking of nepo babies, James Brolin's unfamous son is a fat ass. And he only owns one sock, one Batman shirt, a pair of jean shorts, and an unmatching pair of shoes. So he's got that going for him.
- Jim's List: Best Dave Grohl Songs
- Visit Our Presenting Sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:03.5 | No homo! |
| 0:04.7 | Hi, my name is Cram. |
| 0:06.6 | He's got huge balls. |
| 0:08.0 | I still kick myself over blowing that man on the street. |
| 0:11.1 | Yeah, I like fever. |
| 0:11.9 | The lovely Trudy D. |
| 0:13.4 | You know what, lady? |
| 0:14.2 | Doesn't he look like a total pussy? |
| 0:15.9 | Shit. |
| 0:16.9 | I mean, he has amazing balls. |
| 0:18.3 | Brandon, you're doing a terrible job with Trudy and the whole gang. |
| 0:21.8 | Good luck with the Hot Men. |
| 0:24.0 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:28.0 | We're wrapping up the week |
| 0:32.0 | with the Drulane deals in the D.com |
| 0:36.4 | studios and of course you have the Bonerline today Thomas A. Masway from |
| 0:42.0 | probably from his car on the way to Bowling. |
| 0:44.0 | Always. |
| 0:45.0 | And Jim's Picks, which are, what are Jim's picks today? |
| 0:49.0 | It's the best Dave Grohl song since he's been in the news so much. |
| 0:52.0 | He's such a great guy I figured |
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