This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast.

It's all very exciting, actually.

A lot of people saying to me, so wait a minute, so we get this free podcast, and we get the rest of the program free?

Yes.

But only for seven days.

So in other words, you have to download the programme.

You still get to keep it, I think, as far as I remember.

Or do you not, or is it something, I don't know about that bit.

But anyway, whatever it is, you get it for free,

but we're not sure whether you get to keep it or whether you don't get to keep it.

It might be sort of in your box for a little while, then it might disappear. We think, I'll be put it away, you'll have to check on that bit. It's the

anything I don't know. But either way, this is free. Okay, free gratis, you know, and happy

Christmas and all the rest of it. Richard Cole says, I forgot I can't actually dance.

Came as no surprise to anybody. There's always one buffoon. Normally they actually keep

the buffoons in, don't they? Because that adds the novelty value to it. But they sort of put

him on there. Simon Rimmis survived the dance of it. He can't dance for Toffee. He really can't

dance for Toffee. But, you know, there's quite a few on there. I noticed Ruth Lansford can't dance either for Toffee, really. She's not much cop,

but we didn't expect her to be able to do anything. Gemma Atkinson, that's the one with the

dreadful accent. I mean, I had no idea. You know when you see people in pages of the newspaper,

and you look at them, you don't have to hear their voice. Then you hear their voice and you suddenly realise she's got a grating voice.

But apparently she can't admit that she's going out with somebody in the series.

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