They keep releasing PDF files | Good For You with Whitney Cummings #331

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0	Birthday coming up?
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0:11.0	Or Photography Mab Pull with a customized leather camera strap.
0:15.0	Or your caffeine-loving dad with a handmade pour-over coffee maker.
0:19.0	Don't just celebrate birthdays. Celebrate one of a kind
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0:30.1	I'm on tour doing stand-up comedy. March 6th, I'll be in O'Claire, Wisconsin. March 7th, I'll be in
0:34.7	Rochester, Minnesota, March 13th, Sacramento, California, Santa Rosa. California, March 14th, St. Louis, Missouri, March 7th, I'll mean, Rochester, Minnesota, March 13th, California, Santa Rosa.
0:38.5	California, March 14th, St. Louis, Missouri, March 19th, March 20th, Detroit. Rural, oh, cannot wait. March 27th, Omaha, Nebraska, then Des Moines, Iowa, March 28th, Philly. I'll be there April 3rd, then Atlanta, April 10th. If I don't find the guy who was screaming in the Atlanta airport about the
0:54.1	Epstein files when I come there on April 10th, I will open for him. You think they're letting
1:00.6	him in the airport. Oh. That was the last day. Maybe that's why he did it. Maybe he's just like,
1:07.5	someone stopped me from traveling so much. Jacksonville, Florida, I'll be there, April 11, San Antonio, Texas, May 7th, Oklahoma City, May 8th,
1:14.8	Fayetteville, Arkansas, May 9th.
1:16.3	See you soon.
1:17.0	So, this podcast, I don't know if it's going to be as many ha-hazas as you might see at a theater
1:23.5	near you.
1:24.7	I'm not, look, I find horrifying things, the, the, the, what is it,
1:31.9	tension that's built, I cope with ha-haz. Not everyone does. So the things I'm talking about
1:38.5	in this episode, they're hilarious to me. I have something called emotional dyslexia. And if you guys don't have, I can't help.
1:47.7	When things are sad, you cry, L.O.L. I've seen some disturbing stuff. I've heard so.
1:53.9	This is disturbing to people who are kind of undisturbable. I disturb myself on purpose.
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