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🗓️ 16 March 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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In WORST & FIRST, a woman comfortable posing nude in front of a class bares it all for $20/hr. JOB FAIR: A woman who inadvertently received her pink slip via text message walks us through her range of emotions – oddly, anger was not her first instinct! And what you should do right after being fired. A school teacher is knocked out by a 5-year-old and for whatever reason @Rod4Short thinks it’s hilarious. NOW HIRING: A company creating and executing multiple digital campaigns across several platforms simultaneously. Plus, Roy serenades all the WIMMENS (yet again) and discusses the origins of Women’s History Month.
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0:00.0 | As a kid growing up in Chicago, there was one horror movie I was too scared to watch. |
0:04.7 | It was called Candyman. It was about this supernatural killer who would attack his victims if they said his name five times into a bathroom mirror. |
0:11.6 | But did you know that the movie Candyman was partly inspired by an actual murder? |
0:16.7 | I was struck by both how spooky it was, but also how outrageous it was. |
0:22.8 | Listen to Candyman. |
0:23.8 | The true story behind the bathroom mirror murder, early and ad-free with a 48-hour |
0:27.8 | plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. |
0:30.9 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:34.3 | Women's Week. |
0:36.6 | Still women's history month. |
0:38.2 | You don't sound excited about it. |
0:40.4 | I don't like this story that I'm about to read. |
0:42.9 | Uh-oh. |
0:43.9 | What? |
0:46.2 | Now hiring for the position of wide receiver. |
0:52.7 | What? |
0:53.0 | Atlanta Falcons wide receiver, |
0:55.1 | Calvin Ridley, has been suspended for at minimum |
0:59.1 | the entirety of the next NFL season |
1:03.7 | after it was discovered he gambled on games |
1:07.7 | in the previous season. |
1:10.0 | Oh. |
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